Random Z lister spotting

I was just at the petrol station refreshing my diet coke supply when the model Alicia Douvall walked in. She looked suprisingly normal and not at all like the plastic surgery scary woman from the tabloids, more nervous and tiny...oh dear, now I'm like one of those bloggers that's distracting the public from Real News by perpetuating celebrity culture. Noam Chomsky would tut-tut at me.